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please read this joke even thoe it is long but it is freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a little boy was playing outside and he heard the neighbors the girl said you bastard put your penis in my vagina and the man said keep you little vagina still bitch. so the boy went inside and asked his mother what is a penis and his mom said it is a coat and the boy asked what is a vagina and she said it is a hat and the boy said what is a bastard and a bitch and his mom said a bastard is a man and a bitch is a girl and his mom said go see what you father is doing and he was going and he heard his dad say shit and the boy asked what does shit mean his dad said it means shaving cream while he was about to go outside he overheard his mom say fuck and he asked what does that mean his mom said it mean cutting something.
so the neighbors knocked on the door and the boy answered and said " Hi bitchs and bastards may i take your penis's and vagina's my mom is fuckin the turkey and my dad is shving shit off his face".

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