This I knew!
MY GOD!!! What have you done?
I suppose I am to say something witty here
Things I thought I knew.
You know, When I turned 40 I thought wow, I haven't killed anyone It is a good life. My 40 year old son, who was born in '89, was just telling me how proud he was of me for not killing a single person. I know... I know what your thinking, why are we talking about killing Hey its not like were acting it out like those pervs that read and look at porno then rape and do weird stuff. No I just like to think about killing like the person who cut me off on the overpass and that guy in the parking lot...
If I'd grown up a radish
Sometimes when its really quiet and everyone is sound asleep, I like to burn some paper under the smoke detector. I sure wish it worked 'cause they all would have jumped up and been running aroun...
Will I ever pee myself... depends?
I wish I had read more as a kid. I dawt na nawtin. It might have been all the smokes I would light for my mother when she drove She couldn't light a smoke and steer, so I would light it for her. whooaa haaaa Here ya go mom. Thanks honey. Thanks mom... Hey how many people with a mental disorder does it take to change a lightbulb? Purple.
This isn't easy
Stick some thoughts on the web. It would be fun. Well, yes and no No its like work. Yes it is fun. No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.No its like work. Yes it is fun.
I want to be a adult now!
Ok, now its time to grow up and do this on a regular basis and be responsible...ha... Its turned on for the world to see. A big stretch on my part.
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I just had a thought... oops... gone
More random thoughts
If I could have a penny everytime I farted. Whew... Yea.. its been one of those months. Stuff here...Stuff there. Im gettin rid of Stuff. A good friend of mine did just that. He got rid of his stuff. Now it is time I get rid of stuff... I'll make a pile of money on Ebay...
Life is good
When you look at the big picture, life is good. Little things that get a person down are pretty small in the big picture.
Family
Ya know, Out of all the things out there to do... Family
Time
Stephen Hawking has written another book, it's about time.
Ponder
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Family
The single most important thing in life is family. Without this single entity, the rest of it is but sand in the wind.
Hey who knew?
This is my life!
Until each one of us suffers some sort of "life threating" drama in our life, we focus on the bad things. It usually takes a death to make us really start thinking about it and then when this catastrophic event is over we slowly go back to the way we were. I have a new such awareness of mental illness. My own. I've started to look at each day as if its my last and live it to the fullest. You know I've heard that line a 100 times but never really knew what it meant until recently. Love and Peace
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